Top 10 Projected Quarterbacks for 2025 Fantasy Football

Ready to draft your 2025 fantasy QB and maybe laugh a little while you’re at it? Here’s the top 10 signal-callers expected to light up your scoreboard—and your group chat—with some chuckles.

1. Lamar Jackson (Baltimore Ravens) The human highlight reel who runs like he’s dodging chores at home. If Lamar’s legs don’t get you points, his arm usually will—unless he’s busy doing his best impression of a tornado.

2. Josh Allen (Buffalo Bills) The guy who looks like he bench-presses defensive linemen for fun. His fantasy points come from throwing touchdowns and occasionally running over the entire defense like a freight train.

3. Jayden Daniels (Washington Commanders)T he rookie-turned-star who’s got more moves than your uncle at a wedding. If he keeps this up, you’ll be drafting him before you finish your morning coffee.

4. Jalen Hurts (Philadelphia Eagles) The quarterback who runs so much, you’d think he’s training for a marathon. Draft him if you want a QB who scores points and makes your fantasy opponents jealous of his stamina.

5. Joe Burrow (Cincinnati Bengals) The guy who throws dimes so fast, you’d swear he’s got a cheat code. Plus, he’s got enough weapons on offense to make defenses wish they’d taken up knitting instead.

6. Patrick Mahomes (Kansas City Chiefs)The magician who can throw a no-look pass while eating a sandwich. He’s the fantasy QB equivalent of that kid who always gets the highest score in video games.

7. C.J. Stroud (Houston Texans) The young gun who’s already making grown men nervous. If he keeps improving, you’ll want to draft him before your league commissioner realizes he’s available.

8. Anthony Richardson (Indianapolis Colts) The quarterback who runs like he’s late for a date—and throws like he’s trying to impress. High risk, high reward, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe your couch).

9. Justin Herbert (Los Angeles Chargers) The guy with an arm so strong, he could probably throw a football through a brick wall. Just don’t ask him to throw you a pizza—he might overshoot it.

10. Brock Purdy (San Francisco 49ers)The “Mr. Relevant” who’s quietly racking up points like he’s sneaking snacks past the coach. Draft him if you want a solid QB who won’t break the bank—or your heart.

So there you have it: the 2025 fantasy QB dream team, guaranteed to score points and maybe even a few laughs when your buddy’s top pick throws an interception on Monday night. Happy drafting!

Yeah, that is a picture of irrelevant Tom Brady.